So I walk in the laundry room and I see this:

"Lala? Get out of the washer!"
Lala,"But Mommy, I'm rolling"

So she got a new Mermaid Barbie.
"Daddy do you like my new Barbie?"
Dear, "Yes Lala, I like her she's nice."
"Daddy, do you like her tail?"
Dear, "Yes Lala, I like her tail."
"Daddy, do you like her boobies?"
Honestly, I don't know what he said, I was laughing too hard.